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                <![CDATA[  Pornstar account on Instagram   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Here is the link of the instgram handles of popular pornstar.  ]]>
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                Fri, 28 Nov 2025 23:39:00 -0800
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                <![CDATA[  Dolls More Fun to Play than a Barbie   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ It's not barbie, it's much better!!!  ]]>
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                Wed, 20 Sep 2023 18:45:30 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Top Porn Fail GIFs UPDATED   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ The set of this porn has been accident-free for ZERO days.   ]]>
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                Tue, 19 Nov 2019 19:22:42 -0800
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                <![CDATA[  Sex Moves That You Aren't Doing Right (and Didn't Know Existed)   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Are you looking to break out a few new moves on your fuck buddy? Try these! You are certainly not going to get a callback.  ]]>
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                Thu, 27 Jun 2019 00:27:17 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Porn Face: Faces of Regret   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ The porn face can take many forms - pleasure, pain, ecstasy and sometimes regret. Here are my favorite "this sucks" porn faces of regret.    ]]>
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                Mon, 24 Jun 2019 17:40:05 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Stripper Pole Fails   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Lt. Aldo Raine once said, "You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? Practice. "  Well these ladies need to keep practicing or they won't even make it to satellite one, let alone the main stage.  ]]>
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                Sun, 12 Aug 2018 12:49:28 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  10 Super Hot Internal Cumshots   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Getting to the climates in sex is the final goal, and graphically it is extremely pleasant to see when the semen comes out of the cocks hitting the pussy fucked.
Enjoy this collection of creampies  ]]>
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                Sat, 28 Jul 2018 22:53:29 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Awful Shit: Yelp Strip Club Reviews   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ There used to be a day when going to a strip club was a private event, not something you told the entire world about. Here are a few of my favorite shitty Yelp strip clubs reviews from around the country. Seen a better one? I like to laugh too, tweet me  @jimmyhottass  ]]>
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                Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:43:32 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Celebrating #YogaDay Candy Style   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Hot women doing yoga explained by Jimmy "Candy Style"  ]]>
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                Thu, 21 Jun 2018 07:26:12 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Top 10 Cumshot Blooper GIFs   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ You got to be prepared for the unexpected when you take a cumshot.  ]]>
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                Mon, 07 May 2018 07:06:34 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  11 Awesome Titty Flashers from Mardi Gras   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ These ladies know what time it is. It's time to pop that top and earn the BIG beads!  ]]>
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                Mon, 12 Feb 2018 08:48:40 -0800
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                <![CDATA[  Top 10 All-Time Classic Strip Club Songs   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ "Somebody scream!" We've compiled all the songs you love to hate. Warning: Just like Pavlov's dog, listening to these tunes will make you want to grab your wallet because you know that, "the more greenery equals the more scenery."  ]]>
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                Mon, 13 Nov 2017 07:27:26 -0800
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                <![CDATA[  13 Hot Women of Sci-Fi!!!   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Hottest Women Characters in Sci-Fi EVER!  ]]>
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                <![CDATA[  8 Celebrity Sex Tapes You Wish You Hadn't Seen   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Yeah baby, I'm just filming our fuck sessions to celebrate how much I love you...no one will ever see this. I promise.  ]]>
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                Fri, 06 Oct 2017 21:26:05 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Beer & Boobs! It's National Beer Day!   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Beer and boobs...the two things that make life worth living. Today is #NationalBeerDay so let's celebrate Candy style.  ]]>
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                Thu, 07 Sep 2017 08:37:06 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Awful Shit: The World's Worst Sex Toys   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Creating a sex toy is tricky business. Get it right and make millions. Get it wrong and you make this list. Here is some truly awful shit.  ]]>
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                Wed, 16 Aug 2017 18:09:31 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  The Top 5 Sex Apps for Smart Phones   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Sure there are tons of "hook-up" apps on the market—from Grindr to Tinder but what about those of you who are looking for more than a hook-up? Here are Candy's top 5 sex and relationship apps to keep things spicy for all you long-term relationship types.  ]]>
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                Thu, 03 Aug 2017 15:12:22 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  The 8 Famous Jews of Porn   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ The 8 Famous Jews of Porn  ]]>
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                Sun, 16 Jul 2017 14:15:28 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Midgets of Porn   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Here are some midgets.  ]]>
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                Fri, 09 Jun 2017 13:44:20 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Really Awful Shit: Fake Celebrity Porn   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Awards for my favorite really awful photoshop fake celebrity images...  ]]>
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                Tue, 30 May 2017 07:24:27 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  6 Tips on How to Pass a Drug Test   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ So you just left Exxxotica Denver and you may have indulged in a little too much on the weed and porn. While I can't help you kick the porn habit (why would you want to?). I can offer some tips to help you pass that drug test. Here are six relatively unknown tips. If you're caught between a rock and a hard place, these might get you out of that pickle. However, we absolutely do not encourage the use of illegal substances and drugs. This is not intended to be taken as scientific fact.  ]]>
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                Sun, 14 May 2017 07:50:06 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  7 Porn Stars Who Are Trump Fans   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Sure porn stars are people too and they have every right to be just as fucking stupid as you. Here are 7 porn stars that love Trump...feel free to boycott accordingly.  ]]>
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                Mon, 08 May 2017 16:32:18 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Surprising! What Men Like Most About Oral Sex   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ 5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what they liked most about oral sex. The answer may surprise you.  ]]>
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                Thu, 04 May 2017 18:36:21 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Awful Shit: Easter Bunny Porn   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Yeah, it's a thing. Who really thinks fucking the Easter bunny is sexy? Seems to me he's a fucking menace.  ]]>
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                Fri, 14 Apr 2017 18:23:30 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  TV Porn Parodies better than the Originals   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ These porn parodies are better than the TV show they parody!  ]]>
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                Mon, 03 Apr 2017 13:41:39 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  National Pizza Day   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Every great porno involves a pizza...it's a fact. Let's celebrate National Pizza Day!  ]]>
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                Thu, 09 Feb 2017 19:46:08 -0800
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                <![CDATA[  The Many Porn Faces of Winona Ryder at the SAG Awards    ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ David Harbour from Stranger Things tore it up last night at The SAG Awards and Winona Ryder brought her best porn faces to the show...here's our translation.  ]]>
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                Mon, 30 Jan 2017 15:49:17 -0800
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                <![CDATA[  XBIZ Awards: The Worst List   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ It is my experience is that porn people are the generally the worst. Here are Jimmy's WORST for 2017's XBIZ Awards.  ]]>
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                Thu, 19 Jan 2017 16:40:03 -0800
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                <![CDATA[  XBiz 2017: Best Dressed   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Award season is here! It's time for porn's hottest stars to polish themselves up and shine. See Candy's "Best Dressed" from the 2017 XBiz Awards red carpet.  ]]>
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                <![CDATA[  Hot Women Flipping You A Bird   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Feel the love! Adding the final insult to my interaction with hot women. I get it, you hate me but is the middle finger really necessary?  ]]>
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                <![CDATA[  National Bacon Day   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Yep, that's right #nationalbaconday is trending today. Let's make National Bacon Day sexy again!  ]]>
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                <![CDATA[  Dava Foxx Rides the Sybian & Reads "A Night Before Christmas"   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ In this EXCLUSIVE video from Blazed Studios, Dava Foxx takes her turn on the Sybian and attempts to read "A Night Before Christmas".

Happy Holidays!  ]]>
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                Thu, 15 Dec 2016 12:32:30 -0800
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                <![CDATA[  Atlanta's Worst Strip Clubs   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Once the Mecca of strip clubs for the South; sadly, now the ATL is a wasteland of shitty strip clubs.  ]]>
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                Mon, 21 Nov 2016 08:09:05 -0800
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                <![CDATA[  12 Reasons Why Donald Trump Should Be A Pornstar   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Screw being President of the USA! Donald you should be a Pornstar!  ]]>
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                Tue, 08 Nov 2016 07:00:53 -0800
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                <![CDATA[  6 Soon-to-be Out of Work British Pornstars #BrexitVote   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Congrats UK you've voted to leave the EU. That's about as smart as not brushing your teeth for your entire life.
So from this point forward you'll be enjoying a steady diet of root vegetables,  currency that weighs more than it's worth (the pound is an appropriate name), limited access to toothpaste but  most tragic of all is a high unemployment rate in the field pornographic arts. These 6 British pornstars will most likely soon to be homeless thanks to the #BrexitVote.  ]]>
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                Fri, 24 Jun 2016 19:20:12 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Celebrate #NoPantyDay Every Day!   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Live every day likes it's #NoPantyDay  ]]>
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                Wed, 22 Jun 2016 12:49:23 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Top 10 Hottest Fictional Female Characters   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ Animated or 3D tities can sometimes be just as arousing as the real thing. If you don't believe us, just take a look at this list of 10 hottest fictional female characters and tell us that, at least, one of them doesn't do it for you.  ]]>
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                Tue, 17 May 2016 13:22:16 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  10 Disturbing Fetishes You'll Wish You Didn't Know   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ This list of 10 disturbing fetishes will expand your knowledge of what people find arousing. However, we should warn you that what you might see inside might scar you for the rest of your life.   ]]>
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                Mon, 16 May 2016 11:23:07 -0700
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                <![CDATA[  Hulk Hogan Lied To Us   ]]>
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                <![CDATA[ He doesn't have a 10" dick and other random bullshit the Hulkster lied about.  ]]>
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